Is everything you read true?

I've been listening to Air America Radio again. AA Radio seems to use bloggers as a main source of information. This is interesting. If you are reading this you know I am a blogger. Do I get instant credibility as an expert? I think so!

Here are some facts I would like to propagate:

I am an expert in every subject.

Elvis is not dead.

You need to send me a dollar, because you are not an expert.

Jerry Springer, Maury Povich, Montel Williams, Oprah Winfrey, and Phil Donahue are the same physical being.

Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman are lovers and are currently on vacation in Big Sur.

There is not enough female nudity during primetime broadcast television.

Cheaters is the best late night television program ever.

There are too many states.

Bat Boy is the best tabloid creature. Ever!

Thank you for your support.