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Saw a funny article on Roger Clemens today.

Also here's a little political humor that made me laugh.

HERE'S AN ADVANCE LOOK AT THE DEMS' CONVENTION AGENDA ...


2004 Democratic National Convention -- Official Program

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05pm - Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations

6:10pm - Secular words by Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton

6:30pm - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.

7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.

7:30pm - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45pm - Anti-war rally moderated by Michael Moore.

8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.

9:00pm - Homosexual marriage ceremony for male and female couples.

9:30pm - CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN urge defeat of President Bush.

10:00pm - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10pm - Reenactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30pm - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50pm - Special thanks to the New York Times & Washington Post.

11:00pm - Multiple homosexual marriage ceremony for threesomes and groups.

11:15PM - Maximizing Welfare workshop.

11:30pm - Saddam Legal Defense Fund pep rally.

11:50PM - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00pm - Nomination of Democratic candidate.

NEW: 5:00am - Ted Kennedy Will Conduct a Swimming and Water safety Class



Thanks Dave!