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I’ve been going to the movies a lot lately. I think I like this time of the year for movies best. It seems like the industry saves my favorite kind of movies for pre-Halloween. Plus you get all the great Christmas blockbuster previews. It’s big fun. I thought I should submit my one phrase reviews of these pictures for your benefit.

Wallace and Gromit: Latent homosexuals hunt rascally rabbit.

The Corpse Bride: Necrophilia fantasy.

The Exorcism of Emily Rose: Catholic priest doesn’t tamper with young boy, goes to prison.

History of Violence: Café owner puts on show.

I can whole heartedly recommend the popcorn with extra butter.