Stepford Wives
Went and saw Stepford Wives tonite. Told my wife that's what I want. "Bring me another beer in the third inning honey." I like the concept. Speaking of which, turns out, I forgot my parents anniversary. #39. Damn. Sorry. Happy belated anniversary mom and dad.
Spoke to my brother tonite, he tells me mom and dad now have 16 cats on the farm. Wow. I guess they really do need that much cat food. Just doing some quick math, 16 cats, assume 6 are suitable females, assume 3 surviving kittens per litter, that's 18 more cats by christmas, an by the same logic 45 more in the spring. That means for mom nad dad's 40th anniversary, we can have over 75 cats! What a great gift!
Spoke to my brother tonite, he tells me mom and dad now have 16 cats on the farm. Wow. I guess they really do need that much cat food. Just doing some quick math, 16 cats, assume 6 are suitable females, assume 3 surviving kittens per litter, that's 18 more cats by christmas, an by the same logic 45 more in the spring. That means for mom nad dad's 40th anniversary, we can have over 75 cats! What a great gift!
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