New Years Resolutions

I have decided to be more judgmental in the New Year. I’ve always been opinionated, but I’ve never really cared enough to judge people. I have decided that I need to stop being half-assed about my commitments. From now on, I will couple my opinions with heavy handed judgments.

I’ll start now.



Any American who hasn’t been to Rushmore is a communist and I judge you to be inferior.