Silly Geese
I hate the canada geese. They're loud, they crap everywhere and they don't understand traffic. My brother (my brother!) tells me he finds the death of these geese to be a tradgedy as they 'mate for life'.
Brother, mating for life is a privilege for all species smart enough and dominant enough to be the supreme beings in any eco-system. Geese don't count. They wander in traffic and drivers (human drivers!) get ticketed for running them down.
This is yet another example of the government getting involved in nature and screwing it up. Creatures too stupid to avoid traffic don't get the privilege of mating for life. Cats, dogs, and octo-moms have litters. If the Octo-mom wanders out in traffic, does the poor driver who didn't see her get a ticket for exterminating a lesser secies?
Think about it. I'm gonna go run over some geese out on the golf course with my 4-wheeler.
Brother, mating for life is a privilege for all species smart enough and dominant enough to be the supreme beings in any eco-system. Geese don't count. They wander in traffic and drivers (human drivers!) get ticketed for running them down.
This is yet another example of the government getting involved in nature and screwing it up. Creatures too stupid to avoid traffic don't get the privilege of mating for life. Cats, dogs, and octo-moms have litters. If the Octo-mom wanders out in traffic, does the poor driver who didn't see her get a ticket for exterminating a lesser secies?
Think about it. I'm gonna go run over some geese out on the golf course with my 4-wheeler.
