Thursday, April 30, 2009

My Space

A couple of weeks ago a very pushy lady came to the door of my home insisting on speaking to me. Because I am socialized (to some extent) I didn’t just slam my door shut in her face. I wish I had. She represented the local homeowner association. She then proceeded to take an hour of my life so she could fill out a form with answers she wanted. I now hate her.

Seriously, I do not think I am obligated socially or otherwise to open my front door. Now if the police come by, I’ll open the door. But from now on, that’s it. I’ve had it. I’m going off the mother loving grid. No more kids selling candy. No boy scouts, no football team raising money. No more. If that pushy old lady shows up, I’m tossing her off my front porch. I don’t know her, I don’t owe her. I’ve had it.

Oh yeah, keep your barking little crap factory off my damn lawn. I have a shot gun and I’m more than happy to shoot ANY animal on my property. They’re your pets, you clean up after them.

Next time up, why I hate those darn geese.

God Bless the WHO

The World Health Organization is making life better for me by calling the swine flu, the H1N1 virus. I refuse. I will continue to say swine flu.

Also, just to be clear, I will not stop saying retard or gay. If you aren’t as smart as the person sitting next to you, you know you’re a retard. We all do. Also also, I still refer to stupid stuff as ‘gay’. For example, referring to Swine Flu as H1N1 is gay. Anyone who does so is a retard.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Torture

Here we go.

The president released the memos, but not the results. The results are the intelligence. We can’t release real intelligence. However this does mean that the releasing of the memos is really pointless. Without all the data we can’t weigh whether or not the decisions made by the Bush administration were justified or not. We can only claim that we find ourselves “ashamed” the US engages in torture. This is akin to announcing the baseball scores without naming the teams. E.g. 5 to 2; 4 to 7; There’s not enough data, get it? Barak does.

So now Barak can go back on the world stage and say, I apologize for all Americans. Ain’t that grand? When one apologizes it means that one understands that what they did was wrong and that they won’t do it again. I guess Barak doesn’t speak for me and his next apology is clearly not on my behalf. If I capture an enemy combatant and I think the enemy has vital information, I will begin water boarding immediately. I mean without the results, I have no reason to believe it isn’t effective. Right?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Clinton Defense Policy

I see where Hillary is going to demoralize the Somolian Pirates by freezing their assets. What assets? They're attacking freighters from row boats. If they had any assets, wouldn't they invest in better pirate boats?

Way to go Hillary! I'm certain the Bill is going to bed early and drinking his milk every night you aren't home to supervise him. Yeah, suurre...