Thursday, December 24, 2020

Bacon Caramel Candy

 

  • Cooking spray
  • cup heavy cream
  • tablespoons unsalted butter
  • tablespoons bacon grease
  • 1/4 teaspoon salt
  • 1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
  • 1/4 cup corn syrup
  • 1/4 cup water
  • 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1/2 lb bacon - crumbled
Work in progress
1st stage 270
 final stage 245

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Nana's Cheesecake recipe

1 lb ricotta cheese - room temp

1 lb sour cream - room temp

1lb cream cheese - room temp

1 1/2 cup sugar

1 stick butter

3 large eggs - one at a time

3 Tbsp cornstarch

3 Tbsp flour

1 Tbsp lemon juice

2 Tbsp vanilla

grease and flour spring form pan

300 degrees bottom oven rack ~1 hour or until done

cool in the oven

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Mom's Ham and Bacon Carbonara

1/2 lb bacon
1 ham slice
3 T margarine
3 T olive oil
1 lb linguine
2/3 C parmesan cheese
4 eggs, beaten
6 T parsley

Crumble bacon and ham and saute in oil & margarine. Cook spaghetti.
Add HOT spaghetti to rest of ingredients and toss to coat spaghetti with egg & cheese
sprinkle with parsley to finish.

Saturday, April 02, 2011

and the band played on...

Just to be clear, this is not my car. I wasn't driving. This happened to a buddy of mine a few months back. If you're curious this was on 270 near the Easton mall in Columbus Ohio. This event occurred on one of those ridiculously cold December days in 2010. I've titled the post as I have as a tribute to the Titanic sinking. I imagine my friend and his family watching their car sink is very similar to the Titanic survivors watching the boat diuappear into the inky depths... Just like the titanic sinking notice below how the lights have gone out. Now it's going good! Looks like this fire is getting hot. Better get back!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

New Movie Policy

I have had it. Movies take too long. All things in this life have a natural run time. It is wrong for movie makers to feel that they have the right to abuse their audience. Perhaps a new rating system is in order to let studios know just how much pain they cause the movie going public. At the very least I am going to engage in my own policy.

A movie is meant to last 90 minutes. Golf lasts 18 holes. Baseball is 9 innings. Sex takes 14.2 seconds (if you think about baseball or golf, less otherwise). All of these limits have been proven over time. We (as a people) have discovered that the limit to sit quietly in a darkened theater is 90 minutes. Even airlines are now capped by federal law at 180 minutes (3 hours for readers in southern Ohio).

It should be considered abuse for a movie to charge you $10 and then hold you hostage for more than 100 minutes. Especially when the movie is filled with the long, boring, self indulgent scenes of Daniel Day Lewis agonizing over his oil riches or Sean Penn agonizing over the plight of the children in Bagdad. Literally this kind of non-story telling crap can expand 90 minutes of content to two and a half hours. This is abuse!

I would like the MPAA to issue new rating level beyond G, PG, PG-13, R, and X. I propose TDL (Too Damn Long) for any movie with a runtime longer than 100 minutes. The theatres could enforce a ‘use the restroom now’ rule prior to customers entering the theatre. Theatre’s could re-instate intermission at the 60 and or 90 minute mark and force every patron to use the restroom and walk by the concession stand at that time.

Seriously, I will not be held prisoner in a movie theatre by James Cameron, George Lucas, or even (gasp!) Peter Jackson. I have committed no crime. I won’t even watch bootlegged copies of films. Yet these film makers feel compelled to test my bladder limits with every new film. I will not tolerate this abuse of my goodwill, time, and money.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

I got nuthin…

Recently at work we’ve been working through the Seven Defects of Broken People book. Part of our studies is take home assignments. The most recent (and last) assignment is to ‘sharpen the saw’. Since I started this blog to practice writing I have decided to write in this space everyday for one week in order to sharpen my saw. Last night was entry number one for this task and this is entry number two. Here’s the trouble, I’m out of ideas.

I looked at the newspapers for ideas. I read the Seattle Times, the Columbus Dispatch and even the normally reliable Dayton Daily News had nothing that intrigued me. Usually the Dayton paper is rife with stories of hillbillies getting arrested or inner city thugs making poor decisions (“my baby was cold, so I put her in the microwave…”). But nothing caught my eye.

I had hoped after watching the TV news earlier today and they reported that “the police had shot a man with a cleaver” that there would be something. I mean who knew you could shoot a man with a cleaver? I wouldn’t even know how to tell if it were loaded. This has the makings of a seriously good story. Turns out the police shot a man wielding a cleaver. What a disappointment.

Finally I broke down and asked the house dragon. She suggested I write about our recent trip to Nashville and Memphis. She also suggested that I capture the abject fear we both share about possibility of the child moving back home. Neither topic is really bad, but I don’t have my thoughts organized about either, so maybe tomorrow.

Well would you look at that! I have a five paragraph essay about nothing. Paragraph one is the topic. Paragraphs two through four flesh out the idea introduced in paragraph one. Paragraph five is the conclusion. Here we are. I have written a five paragraph essay about not having a topic for a five paragraph essay. I freakin’ rock!

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Silly Geese

I hate the canada geese. They're loud, they crap everywhere and they don't understand traffic. My brother (my brother!) tells me he finds the death of these geese to be a tradgedy as they 'mate for life'.

Brother, mating for life is a privilege for all species smart enough and dominant enough to be the supreme beings in any eco-system. Geese don't count. They wander in traffic and drivers (human drivers!) get ticketed for running them down.

This is yet another example of the government getting involved in nature and screwing it up. Creatures too stupid to avoid traffic don't get the privilege of mating for life. Cats, dogs, and octo-moms have litters. If the Octo-mom wanders out in traffic, does the poor driver who didn't see her get a ticket for exterminating a lesser secies?

Think about it. I'm gonna go run over some geese out on the golf course with my 4-wheeler.